If you don’t squeeze your girl’s ass with the force of twelve slaves when kissing her, you need to evaluate your life and your choices.
I like you
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so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up
she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas
(via misserinpatricia)
We’re actually the first generation that is more likely to die before our parents due to depression and suicide.
How glad r u that ur a fkin 90’s kid now
(via misserinpatricia)
WHY IS GAY MARRIAGE EVEN AN ISSUE
BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES
that can be taken one of two ways but both are accurate
(via g-iggle)
this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
(via allyfit)
prettypinkchaos asked: I'm gonna follow you because I love you<3 :3 and you let me sit in your car with you when I was all alone outside in the cold.
Just seen this🎎👻💊🚬🔪🎨 🎮🍸 🍕🍫🍦🍆🍉
Those are some of my fave emoji. Thanks for following meh beeb
