May 2013
148 posts
prettypinkchaos asked: I'm gonna follow you because I love you<3 :3 and you let me sit in your car with you when I was all alone outside in the cold.
misserinpatricia asked: <3
how to prepare for exams: cry
e-n-o:
*shy but actually a sex freak*
crispyweave:
do she got a booty?
she dooooooooooooooo
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
chrssy:
riding your man like
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
lalalafrickyou:
bloody-nips:
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
djsckatzen:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
mermaidpirate:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?
sorry. BIG hill
Big Hill Olympus.
airagorn:
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
spnoverallthings:
Today during my physics test, one of the kids in the back moaned as the test was too hard. The teacher looked up from his papers and said “excuse me? Do you mind dying quieter, some people aren’t at that stage yet”
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
glamourousqueen:
tsarcasm:
niickandopoliis:
what do people even SAY during sex????
pitbull lyrics
yeEAAAeaaAHHHH que no pare la fiesta DONT STOP THE PAAARRTTTAYYYYY
iguanamouth:
I WAS LOOKING UP “BOOBFACE” FOR ENTIRELY LEGITIMATE PURPOSES AND FOUND THESE PORTRAITS????
FUCK
I JUST
OH YM GOD
THEYRE ALL DONE BY EMILY RENEE DEUTCHMAN AND SHES GOT A WHOLE TUMBLR FULL OF THEM
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
Have to
go to the therapist in a half hour and i just want to crawl into bed for days…
well Edtards bed. which is my bed.
i should go…
to sleep.
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
andrejpejics:
please pay attention to me and praise me
not-yet-nineteen:
rainbowofgloom:
when you delete a photo.. where does it go
probably the same place the good goes
claydols:
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
awesomephilia:
Tumblr is like opening your fridge. If you don’t see something that interests you, you lower your standards and try again. And even when you’re not hungry, you open that door. Simply because you don’t want to do anything else.
