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- how to prepare for exams: cry
the article just got better as i kept on reading
a whole raw potato.
from now on I will always refer to sexual fantasies as “bedroom thoughts”
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
(via fluent-in-lesbianism)
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
(via wastedmermaids)
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
(via lezgetsexual)
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
(via lezgetsexual)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?
sorry. BIG hill
Big Hill Olympus.
(via lezgetsexual)
